I’m cry8ing rn. how many of those people do you think were going to not get much or anything for christmas?
I’m fucking crying. This is why i love christmas
time to collect 12 titan runestones ahhaha dAMN
checkin about my package which has basically been in the city over for about a week but hey, deliver it somewhere closer assholes!
ya we will have it closer by tuesday
call up about it today
ya we will have it closer tommorow
oh no dont fuckin start this shit
i wouldn’t stop smiling until i took a break and scribbled this out!!
All 159 mistakes listed are actually just the same one over and over.
my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”
men fuck the same chick and they bond over it
someone fuck the same dude i’m fuckin with i’ll follow her home and stab her while she’s unlocking her front door please
i beat garrosh and i am PLEASE
real talk tho when did the shiba go from ‘i sware on me mum’ to ‘wow such doge much wow’ like is it two memes at once. did it transcend memes. is it the omni meme. the alpha and the omega meme. what happened. what did i miss in meme culture 2013
teasing questing finger
clicked repeatedly on her love cave until she started using the ‘irritated’ responses
are you guys reading some kinda orc porn fanfiction what the fu k am i look in at..
u kno who u r