snenderman:

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat

I just found out about weed.

recommended blog post: thigh and panty shots

*SLAMS DECLINE*

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

i try to avoid WoD spoilers as much as i can but like im gonna know what happens throughout the entire expansion before i can play it at this rate

*have concerns about friendship with person*

*apologise for recent past mistake*

"dont worry about it. it didnt bother me"

why do i ever get concerned about anything ever when it turns out okay every time oh my god

cant believe im watching unhung hero on netflix like honestly

*remains logged in, in case u think u can avoid me*

i’m not gonna talk to u, i’m just gonna be here, logged in. remaining vigilant.

baby's first words

  • baby: d-d-da..
  • father: daddy?
  • baby: david bowie

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

as u can see, i am better now. congratules

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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