I just found out about weed.
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in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
i try to avoid WoD spoilers as much as i can but like im gonna know what happens throughout the entire expansion before i can play it at this rate
*have concerns about friendship with person*
*apologise for recent past mistake*
"dont worry about it. it didnt bother me"
why do i ever get concerned about anything ever when it turns out okay every time oh my god
cant believe im watching unhung hero on netflix like honestly
*remains logged in, in case u think u can avoid me*
i’m not gonna talk to u, i’m just gonna be here, logged in. remaining vigilant.
baby's first words
- baby: d-d-da..
- father: daddy?
- baby: david bowie
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
as u can see, i am better now. congratules